Overheard on the N train

Bringing psychoanalysis to the huddled masses:

Baby Phat #1: yo motha slaps you aroun, right?
Baby Phat #2: yeah.
Baby Phat #1: my motha don't slap me aroun, that's why I don't respect her. If she slapped the shit outta me, I would respect her, y'know? I don't pay her no attention now.