Where the Shit have you been? NEW BLOG!

And yes, that is Shit with a capital S. I know you've been busy with, you know, all that uber-cool stuff people do when they live in France (things like purchasing baguettes from the boulangerie, carrying said baguettes under one's armpit, eating said baguettes in the park avec beurre, and dancing to euro techno with ambiguous foreign boys of course), but you better get in touch before I get all You Pay More Attention to Our Other Sister and needy and whiny and shit. Not that I'm not already being needy and whiny... I embrace that side of my persona. I really do. But I've been avoiding Skype because I'm hiding from a (former?) client (can it be considered hiding when she's the one who has refused to pay you, and you are slowly going broke and quickly getting screwed, and therefore you don't want to have to see her online because then you know she's still alive and it makes you want to fly across the Atlantic to another country and rip her eyeballs out?).

Anyways. I also want to let you know that in your absence from this blog, I've been forced to start another one. Actually, as stated in a facebook post, I consider blogging my 8th career. I'm not sure what the other 7 are yet, but I know I've started many careers so I must have a pretty good list going. Also, I have high hopes (perhaps tragically) that my Google Ads will take off and people will start clicking on them at a rate of 5 trillion per minute and I will quickly become a self-made millionaire and able to work while sitting on the toilet.

So go here! Read about (what else?!) me being broke and semi-employed in the most expensive city in the world!
http://onthecheapnyc.blogspot.com/

Wheeeee! Maybe it can be a joint venture when you return to me :) Though at the rate you're posting, it's not likely I'll let you in on such a lucrative scheme.

xoxoxoxoBon