I Will Now Start Posting My Dumbest Emails for the Public
For your Thursday afternoon entertainment, from he who shall remain anonymous (cause I'm just polite like that):
lame sure, but true. I keep getting hundred dollar parking tickets when i move my car and i can't afford that. I'm either leaving my car in the poconos and dropping my insurance or getting a parking spot for it and that is going to happen soon. So i'm sorry, but your roomates do know me as the guy that called you by the wrong name. I've overcome a lot with girls and their friends and as forgiving as you seem to be i would think you and i should hang out a few times before i attempt winning over your roomates just yet. I see it as having some back-up in the form of you before i go to fight that battle. So think i'm lame if you like but you were willing to give me a shot and my hangups that night as they may have been lame were valid. So i say pick up your phone next time i call and lets get some drinks.
Bonnie Skiver wrote:
look, to be quite honest, I was going to give it a go- but when I invited
you over, you declined, not because you were busy or anything but because
you didn't want to repark your car and you were worried about what my
roommates thought of you? seriously- no hard feelings, but that was lame.
date 21/26 wrote:
So you don't wan to bother with calling me back..... ever?
ps- these are the best roommates I've ever had! since when do they qualify as a battle?
pss- we live in New York City. it's called public transportation.
psss- I haven't picked up my phone in 3 weeks. get it?
*if you are interested, I will continue to post old emails from former wannabe lovers... they're my best material!
posted by sissie @ 4:54 PM
3 Comments:
omg! What a creep! Thank God you are not answering his calls. I hope you'll cease the emailing as well -- it sounds like your continued communication is being interpreted as interest, and that is just plain stoopid.
But please please keep posting stuff like this, it is hilarious! Also, I told Melissa the saga (from name-forgetting to the lamest excuses of my life) and she thinks he sounds like a total fartbucket. But not those exact words.
oohh i like former wannabe lover emails..those are the best
the emailing has ceased, since his last email was just too dumb to warrant a reply. I usually feel compelled to answer such things (as I've been on the ignoring side myself) but if you've already said all that you've meant to say, what's the point?
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