Before I go to the Hott Dentist
First, can you please help a sista out and tell me which companies, other than IBM, WPP, IMG, ING, and MTV have 3-letter names/logos? This is what my career has come to at this point... searching 3-letter logos.
Next, I will explain myself (sort of- I am a complex creature)... as you may already know, my new dentist is quite attractive. This is not why I am going back two days in a row to have a filling, but it makes the distasteful experience a little more pleasurable looking up at Dentist McDreamy instead of old Dentist Degal, who is a slightly overweight version of, (crap who knows, he's not very memorable) with two kids and a second home in Aruba (Arriba! luckiness! I am in the wrong profession!)
I can't believe I have to have another filling. My gums bled so much during the cleaning yesterday that I have finally been convinced to take up flossing (if only to save myself the trouble of trying to wash all the gum-blood down the tiny sink before anyone sees it and thinks less of me) and I suppose now I'll have to carry tiny boxes of floss around in my purse like you do. Luckily, I have many saved up from years of gum-neglect and I'm sure they will now be happier little boxes of floss since they will be used for something other than fixing the toilets at 3506 29th Street, apartment 2. I think taking care of my teeth in a responsible manner also, in a very tiny little subconsciously significant way, makes me feel like I am doing something beneficial for my future, unlike my other activities, which, other than being a good little gym-goer, make me question my very existence and OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.
There. All I know now is that I will be a crazy homeless bag-lady with beautiful teeth, and god willing I have enough cash in my future starving-artist lifestyle to keep my Y membership, a healthy heart as well. To ensure that I live a long, fruitful, shiny-toothed crazy homeless bag-lady life.
Or, maybe Dentist McDreamy will fall in love at first filling and we will live happily ever after, in a shiny-toothed, floss-filled world.
xoxoxooBon
posted by sissie @ 2:37 PM
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http://www.acronymfinder.com/about.asp
Although I'm pretty sure you have to have some letters with which to search, surely you can have fun pulling combinations out of your butt and seeing if they're actually companies, right? :D
Also, flossing isn't so bad. I don't do it on a regular basis myself, but think of how clean you will feel! Lisa is a lamers and buys those little floss picks for like three dollars at Target, even though we have mountains of free dentist floss at home...However, they do the job and her teeth are clean. Whatever it takes, I guess. (Plus it's probably Mom's money anyways.)
yeah that's kind of lame, but if it encourages her to actually floss, that's a plus. I always get so pissed when I floss cause the string cuts off the circulation in my fingers and then it gets all slimy with spit and then it slides off anyways. Tell her to bring some of those suckers with her this weekend so I can try them.
ps- Dentist McDreamy didn't fall in love with me. I was thinking, as he was drilling, that it's probably not the most attractive situation, staring into someone's gaping mouth as their nostrils are stretched upwards.
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