Why the hipster really must die

Although It's a Part of My Life I Don't Like Talking About

Hipster on cell: I've been everywhere. [pause] Yes, I've been to Queens.

Hope Street, Williamsburg
Brooklyn, New York

Does this make you feel better?

Sweet Nothings in My Ear and Hot Tar on My Ass

Cashier #1: So then where did you go?
Cashier #2: He took me up to the roof.
Cashier #1: Girl, you are so lucky! He sounds so romantical.
Cashier #2: Yeah, that's how I like it.

--C Town Supermarket, Queens

Overheard by: Sara Swank

Our Blog Sucks

You living with me is really killing our internet gossip-fests. I guess sharing a room (and a computer, til this week) really cuts back on what we need to tell each other online, huh? Bah.

I guess this is the price I must pay for having a constant giggle-partner late at night. Hehehehe cackle cackle!

xoxoxoBon