Does this make you feel better?

Sweet Nothings in My Ear and Hot Tar on My Ass

Cashier #1: So then where did you go?
Cashier #2: He took me up to the roof.
Cashier #1: Girl, you are so lucky! He sounds so romantical.
Cashier #2: Yeah, that's how I like it.

--C Town Supermarket, Queens

Overheard by: Sara Swank