I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

I JUST got rid of Alicia's friends -- after two weeks of non-stop Spanish people in my TINY apartment -- and now she tells me that THREE MORE OF THEM are coming NEXT WEEKEND.


WHY OH WHY THE FUCK CAN THEY NOT COME WHEN I AM NOT HERE? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO INVADE THIS LITTLE TINY PLACE WITH THEIR NOISE AND THEIR MESS AND THEIR INCESSANT CHATTER AND THEIR STAYING UP LATE????????????????????????

All I want is to be able to come home to a quiet, clean apartment. And maybe invite my own friends over from time to time. And not have to pay out the ass when the electric bill comes because they run their goddamn hairdryers and straighteners all the fucking time.

I know I've had my share of guests -- three of them in one month. But that is three for the whole year, each one at a different time, not three all at once, followed by two more, followed by another three! I am SICK and TIRED of lending out my pillows! I want to sleep in a room that doesn't have two extra people in it! I want to see MY hair cluttering the bathroom sink, dammit, not the follicles of FIVE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIVE HERE NOR PAY THE BILLS!

It would be SO nice if we weren't running a fucking FREE HOSTEL FOR SPANISH PEOPLE out of this apartment.

/end rant