Top 6 Reasons I Should Not Drink on Wednesdays (or ever)
oh dear.
why?
1) flirting with Steve last night was going swimmingly for a couple hours until a good dance song came on and he said "rock those boots" and I thought he said "rock those boobs"... which I agreeably proceeded to do. when he pointed out that though either way was fine with him, he really meant the "other pair", I simply put my head in my hands and tried to hide. it didn't work.
2) on the way home from said incident, the rain drenched the city, my clothes, and the subway stairs I was about to fall down. busted-up ankle aside, I am more upset about finding my watch face cracked this morning. shit.
3) I'm sure you have by now already imaged the massive hangover I awoke to. further detail unneccessary.
4) I must be still drunk, because I just invited more than one "former lover" to our party on Saturday. I have yet to invite my (hopefully) "future lover."
5) I also invited Sergio, the dog-clothing designer I met when we were both drunk on the N train last summer.
6) I am wearing a headscarf (very boho of me, thank you) which is not terrible in itself, but no one knows it's really cause my hair is dirty and I was too tired to take a shower this morning.
I do believe 6 mistakes are enough to make you feel better about whatever terrible or not-so-terrible things are happening to you today.
xoxoxoxoBon
posted by sissie @ 1:09 PM
2 Comments:
Poor Bon Bon. Is Steve office crush? If so, why didn't you invite him last night while you were flirting so copiously with him? Before the boob comment, I mean (which so totally would have happened to me too -- don't feel bad).
Also, look on the bright side: at least Sergio (if he comes -- think he will?) will be entertaining.
Also, I don't think number six counts as a reason. Being too tired to shower is totally acceptable (and happens to people a lot more often than we suppose, I bet) IF AND ONLY IF you are not smelly. If you are smelly today, Bon Bon, then you are not exempt. If, however, you smell of roses and vanilla, you are totally in the clear.
xxxAnnie
no, Steve was simply a bar crush that I met last night.
I hope Sergio will come, he is so silly.
I smell of Oceanus oil from The Body Shop. I realized on the train this morning I smelt of it more than I intended.
xoxoxoBon
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